"... Texas will open against the Middle Fart Texas home for the crippled crazy and blind. They are a three point favorite."
Well ... to make it respectable ... we decided we needed to open up the season with a much higher caliber opponent than the ones we've thrashed in the post-season bowl games, lately.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence