SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sire! This is the fossil fuel burning ship that Gerta Thunderpants has been secretly using to go back and forth across the Atlantic. Ya needs to keep quiet or else ol' Gerta might not win the Suhveedish Darwin Award from the Nobel Committee, don'tcha know.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence