Disgraced lawyer Michael Avenatti found guilty in Nike extortion trial
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/disgraced-lawyer-michael-avenatti-found-guilty-in-nike-extortion-trial/ar-BB100IMz
...how ya look in Orange there mikey? Here, try on these bracelets. Maybe we can get a nipple tattooed on the top of your head. Your gonna be really popular.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!