Yeah, Cap'n ... ya don't wanna rear end her ... ya might end up with a hood full of ... well ... you know!
They have those services here in Dallas ... just like I assume they have them in most metropolitan areas. For the most part, I don't pay others to do things I can do for myself ... especially cleanin' up after my dog.
Mind you, I'd pay zzshart to do it ... but first, I'd have every St. Bernard, Bullmastiff, Great Dane, Irish Wolfhound, Rottweiler, Great Pyrenees, and German Shepherd within a 25-mile radius take a dump in my back yard.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |