Mz ribit was getting ready to go to physical therapy this morning and I told her I was gonna go lay down and take a brief nap while she got ready.
"Come in and arouse me about half hour before we have to leave" I told her.
"...nah, I aint gonna do that. I will just wake ya up."
Wimmenz!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!