"Because I am a boy I could not use the girls' restroom comfortably and ended up avoiding the restroom for the entirety of the year," the teen said in a sworn statement.
Nah, girl ... FACT IS, you're NOT a boy - period, end of story. But, because you continue to choose to embrace this psychotic fantasy of yours, YOU made the choice of "holding it" instead of wisely using the proper restroom whenever nature called.
