Those of us chronologically enhanced citizens have had many of the secrets of the universe revealed to us. I shall share one of them with you youngsters now.
How to find any lost object. Book? Glasses? Tool? You name it, you can find it using the senior citizen technique.
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...buy another article identical to the one you lost and it will magically appear right where you left it.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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