a friend worked at a local newspaper. He was the guy who kept the printing presses running. They decided to downsize and he got caught up in it. Then the presses broke. No one on staff could get em started back. They called him for the job. He took a look at the machine walked up inside and hit something with a large ball peen hammer. The presses immediately went back to work. They aske for a bill. He gave em one for $10,000 bucks. They demanded an itemized statement.
1. Hitting the press with a ball peen hammer $1.00
2. Knowing where to hit it $9,999.00
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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