Lava gushes from volcano near Manila; tens of thousands flee
http://apnews.com/11cacd39a4aa509097d44d090e20c93d
...we must toss greta thunderpants into the lava to save the world.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!