...dogs don't care if you are rich or poor, and unlike women, the later you are getting home, the happier they are to see ya. On the other hand ya gotta face the financial reality of the situation. Sometimes ya just can't spend any more money on a woman you can replace in a couple of hours. Nevertheless, ya do get attached to em.
BTW: If ya remember my Nephew who I went and rescued from Hambone Mississippi after his wife tossed him out, his ex remarried. Managed to snag the guy she was seeing while married to the nephew. Anyway, she threw one of her famous hissy fits including screaming, cursing, spitting and throwing dishes. He new husband shot her dead, then turned the gun on himself and pulled the trigger one last time.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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