While I certainly get your drift, De ... I do not believe the words "catheter" and "enjoy" belong in the same sentence. However, I am encouraged to hear that your nursing staff is easy on the eyes ... but, be careful ... back in my younger days, I had a friend who was in the hospital for a hernia operation. A nurse had to "prep" him for surgery (i.e., shave his pubic area) and his joint was getting handled in the process. Well, even though he really hoped it wouldn't, it got hard. The nurse looked down at it with unconcealed snark ... said, "Well, look what we have here!" ... pulled a pencil out of her pocket and smacked it. She laughed and he wanted to bury his face in his pillow. Instant deflation.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence