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Re: The Quad Witch Glitch: Here's Why Stocks Soared Into This Morning's Open 

By: Beldin in POPE 5 | Recommend this post (2)
Mon, 23 Dec 19 10:57 PM | 29 view(s)
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While I certainly get your drift, De ... I do not believe the words "catheter" and "enjoy" belong in the same sentence. However, I am encouraged to hear that your nursing staff is easy on the eyes ... but, be careful ... back in my younger days, I had a friend who was in the hospital for a hernia operation. A nurse had to "prep" him for surgery (i.e., shave his pubic area) and his joint was getting handled in the process. Well, even though he really hoped it wouldn't, it got hard. The nurse looked down at it with unconcealed snark ... said, "Well, look what we have here!" ... pulled a pencil out of her pocket and smacked it. She laughed and he wanted to bury his face in his pillow. Instant deflation. 




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Re: The Quad Witch Glitch: Here's Why Stocks Soared Into This Morning's Open
By: Decomposed
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Mon, 23 Dec 19 10:42 PM
Msg. 47599 of 62138

Beldin:

Re: "ol' Stacey hasn't had time to arrive, yet, and ... uh ... unwrap ... his Christmas present."
One of the requirements around here is that the LNAs (something-Nursing-Assistant) clean the catheters each shift. It so happens that every one of my LNAs, without exception, has been a nice looking young lady. So, twice per day I've had my catheters cleaned. *ALL* of my catheters, if you catch my drift and use a little imagination to figure out which catheter I might be referring to. I couldn't help but think how much you'd have enjoyed it.


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