A Kansas man has admitted to murdering his longtime girlfriend on a cruise ship off the coast of Florida last year, federal prosecutors said.
http//www.yahoo.com/gma/man-pleads-guilty-murdering-girlfriend-carnival-cruise-ship-132111144--abc-news-topstories.html
...paul simon sang 50 ways to leave your lover. All of em was better than this.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!