...a few years back mz ribit went to the store and left me at the house alone with our unwrapped gifts. To be a good and helpful husband I decided to wrap em for her. I did so, but did not put any labels on them. When she got back she saw all my work and hit the ceiling, the roof and a few clouds before she came back down. "Don't you know what you bought?" I asked her. "Yes" She says. "Don't you know who it's for?" I asked again. "Yes" she answers. "So what's the problem?" She was not amused.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!