Regulators to set up 3-digit suicide hotline number like 911
http://apnews.com/5bdc5ffccd2666838fc57765df41a27b
...hello, this is the suicide hotline. Your call is very important but all our counselors are curretly busy with other callers. Your call will be answered in order of receipt. Your wait time will be approximately 2 hours and 47 minutes.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!