Texas Man Charged After Allegedly Carving His Name into Girlfriend's Forehead with Knife
http://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/texas-man-charged-allegedly-carving-152730640.html
...at least he wasn't afraid to "make a committment". Wimmenz bitch about that a lot when they aren't bitchin about somethin else.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!