... and I laughed my perineum off!
First of all ... the backstory ...
"Perineum sunning" is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by
http://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/?_ga=2.79218711.244917456.1575411121-376881433.1546876216
They're soaking up some rays where the sun don't shine.
The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or "perineum sunning," as influencers are calling it.
"In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on," says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.
Ra of Earth has also posted a step-by-step "Sun Worship exercise" pulled from "The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom" by Dr. Stephen T. Chang that says the practice can help keep the area "healthy and free of germs."
Chang and Ra of Earth aren't the only ones, either. Other influencers appear to be just as inspired to catch some ultra-vile rays.
"[Thirty] seconds of direct sunlight injection to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun all day!" writes influencer Troy Casey.
One Californian claims butt-chugging vitamin D not only helps her sleep better but helps to regulate her hormones.
"For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum and yoni into my daily rising routine," a woman who goes by Metaphysical Meagan captions an image of herself fully naked on a rock. Meagan says she first learned about perineum sunning through her study of Taoism and has recently given up her morning cup of coffee in favor of sunning her anus.
The phenomenon caught the wider internet's attention after one Twitter user posted Meagan's photo and caption, to the tune of more than 84,000 likes.
Even A-listers are sunning their bums. "Big Little Lies" actress Shailene Woodley, who is known for her holistic lifestyle that doesn't even include a TV, has admitted she's also practiced a version of perineum sunning.
"Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D," she told Into The Gloss in 2014. "I was reading an article written by an herbalist I studied about yeast infections and other genital issues. She said there's nothing better than vitamin D. If you're feeling depleted, go in the sun for an hour and see how much energy you get. Or, if you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine."
However, medical professionals are far from convinced the practice has any merit.
"There is no evidence that sunbathing in this way has any effect on physical well-being," Dr. Diana Gall of UK-based online doctor service Doctor 4 U tells Insider.
"Yes, practicing mindfulness and meditation, and getting your dose of vitamin D, is beneficial for mental and physical health, but you don't need to damage your skin in the process from sun exposure," she says.
Gall suggests that there are different and "safer" ways to practice mindfulness and adds that "there are extra benefits of doing this naked in the sun."
While influencers are currently letting sun shine in their back door, the Federal Trade Commission is having little luck convincing them to shed more light on product endorsements.
After first reading this ... after, that is, my gut-wrenching laughter subsided ... it seemed obvious to me that the influencer "Ra of Earth" was "having a go" at this whole influencer nonsense. I mean ... how do you highlight and mock the absurd? By being absurd, of course! This was just TOO FUNNY!!! And what made it even better is that some of the Hollyweird inmates swallowed it hook, line & sinker and publicly expressed their approval! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
BUT, NOW ... it gets EVEN BETTER - look!
Josh Brolin burns his "pucker hole" while "perineum sunning"
http://pagesix.com/2019/12/02/josh-brolin-burns-his-pucker-hole-while-perineum-sunning/
Actor Josh Brolin says he gave hot new wellness trend "perineum sunning" a whirl - with disastrous results that left his "pucker hole" sunburned.
The "No Country for Old Men" actor revealed the effect of tanning his bum in a Black Friday Instagram post.
"My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I'm icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain," Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior.
"I don't know who the f-k thought of this stupid s-t but f-k you nonetheless. Seriously."
For your sake, Josh, I sure hope you're just joshing everyone with an insincere, sarcastic post ... 'cuz if you're not and you did try this obvious insanity ... well ... BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!! ... YOU are the stupid f-k and YOU deserve to have an incinerated asshole!
Most of the world was introduced to the practice of "perineum sunning" last month, when an Instagram health influencer who goes by Ra of Earth posted a now-viral video of three naked men lying on the grass with their legs up, exposing their backsides to the sun.
"In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on," Ra of Earth said in the video.
I think ... somewhere, behind closed doors ... "Ra of Earth" is looking at his computer and laughing his perineum off, too!
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