The Grandson in the Navy told us he got a tattoo and sent us a pic. It was the biggest ugliest thing I ever saw. Started at the wrist and went all the way to the shoulder. I was ready to cut him out of the will, I thought grandma was gonna have a stroke. We stewed in that for a couple of days and then he told us that the pic was of another guy's tattoo. I told him it would not be a good idea for a sailor to get a tattoo before he nad been to sea at least once.
...I dunno where that kid got his warped sense of humor. Probably his grandma.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!