...in venice the sea isn't rising. The land is sinking. Has been since at least as long as as I can remember. That's 75 tears come january if I make it.
...on the old sasturday night live they did a comedy bit "As the Stomach Turns".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!