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44469 Re: The wife made me do it!
   Beldin, I liked the joke. Thanks for the chuckle. Zim. 		Zimbler0   POPE 5   13 Nov 2019
 3:09 AM
44445 Re: The wife made me do it!
   can't help but wonder how ugly was the personhe was messing with he sh... 		micro   POPE 5   12 Nov 2019
 10:09 PM

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The wife made me do it!

By: Beldin in POPE 5
Tue, 12 Nov 19 9:22 PM
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Reckless Driver Told Cops He Was Racing Home After "Cheating On His Wife"

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cheating/cheating-florida-man-390568

A Florida Man pulled over Sunday night for driving recklessly told police that he "needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife," according to an arrest affidavit.

Cops report that Jon Earl Pickard, 52, was behind the wheel of a 2015 Honda that was going in excess of 90 mph in a 55 mph zone on U.S. Route 19.

When stopped by a Tarpon Springs Police Department officer around 7:30 PM, Pickard was apparently en route to his Palm Harbor residence following an extramarital assignation. Pickard reportedly "indicated his driving was reckless and endangering because he needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife."

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Seen above, Pickard was busted for reckless driving, a misdemeanor. But when cops searched him post-arrest, they found a baggie with crack cocaine in his shirt pocket, leading to an additional felony drug possession count. Pickard, police reported, "spontaneously said he had just purchased it for $50.00."

Pickard was released from the county jail late Sunday night after posting $2250 bond. He is scheduled for a December 5 court appearance.

Pickard was arrested in March for domestic battery following a confrontation with his 55-year-old wife in their residence. Pickard allegedly shoved and scratched his spouse during an argument. After Pickard's wife requested that her husband not be prosecuted on the misdemeanor count, the case was dropped by the State Attorney's office.

For some reason, this reminds me of the old joke ... 

A man had just purchased a new Ferrari and was out for a drive. Since he was out on the highway, he decided to see what the engine could do. In a matter of seconds, he was doing better than 80 mph and then suddenly saw flashing blue and red lights in his rearview mirror.

He thought to himself, "There's no way this cop can catch me in this Ferrari!" So, he pushed the accelerator and was soon doing 90 mph ... 100 mph ... 110 mph. But, the policeman was still behind him and he realized that he shouldn't have tried to run. So, he slowed down and pulled over.

The cop came up to the side of his car, took his license without a word, and examined it and his new Ferrari. The policeman said, "It's been a long day and I'm at the end of my shift. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse that I've never heard before, you can go with only a warning."

The guy thinks for a second and then says, "Last week, my wife ran away with a cop. I was afraid you might be that officer trying to chase me down and give her back."

The officer said, "Have a nice day ... you can go."


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