California hiker is found dead on top of a glacier after missing for days
http://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/california-hiker-found-dead-top-053317198.html
...conclusive proof that most forms of exercise are 'deadly'. Ya never seen an article that starts off, "Couch Potato is found dead on top of a glacier."

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!