I THINK IT WAS LAST WEEK.
EPISODE ONE: I PULL INTO THE GARAGE AND I HEAR A FUNNY (HAHAHA) NOISE.
NO CLUE - ZERO, NONE.
THE NEXT MORNING MY CAR WON'T START.
HAD TO CALL THE INSURANCE COMPANY BEC/ THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO TO CALL FOR A TOW.
ONE LITTLE PROBLEM: YOU HAVE TO FIND THE INSURANCE FOLDER. BTW, WHEN YOU FILL ALL OF THOSE FOLDERS, YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM IN A FILE CABINET.
LONG DAY DOING NOTHING. BUT I HAD THE PLEASURE OF PAYING $169.99 PLUS 8.25% TAX TO THE PEP BOYS. NO WONDER THEY'RE SO PEPPY.
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OK, SO TODAY, THIS 84-YEAR-OLD IS COMING OUT OF CVS. SHE IS WAVING ME ON BECAUSE SHE SEES I AM TRYING TO GET OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT. I'LL JUST BET THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS SUCH A SWEET OLD THING. SHE WAS A "B" WORD.
WELP, THE PARKING SPOTS THERE HAVE HUGE CEMENT - WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? - THEY'RE TALL AMD BEING MADE OF CEMENT, THEY DON'T MOVE WHEN YOU HIT THEM.
THEY ARE PAINTED YELLOW. THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE OF MY CAR IS NOW VERY DENTED AND PAINTED YELLOW.
IT SORT OF MATCHES THE HUGE DENT AND SCRAPPED RIGHT SIDE OF THE CAR WHEN I HIT THE SAME BIG THING WHEN I WAS GETTING THE SMOG TEST.
I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO DONATE THIS CAR.
OH, SIGH.
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