...kissin boof at da end of da driveway? Can't do dat. Some of them wimmenz might slam on they brakes cause they didn't see it in time, and the others might run into em. If I put up a kissing boof ya will have to have an appointment. Include photo!
...ps, a special discount if ya wears one of them catholic school girl outfits or maybe the bo peep costume.
...lumberjacks need not apply.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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