Rodney Dangerfield and Decomp!
...on one of his appearances on The Johnny Carson Show, guest Rodney Dangerfield was telling about some upcoming heart surgery he was going to have.
Rodney says, "If everything goes really well, I will be out of the operating room in four or five hours. If things don't go well, I will be out in about fifteen minutes."

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!