Cape Cod Study Finds No Easy Way to Stop Shark Attacks
http://www.wsj.com/articles/no-magic-bullet-to-ward-off-cape-cod-sharks-study-finds-11571229163
...how about "stay out of the fricken ocean"! Tune in tomorrow for my sage advice on how to keep from being eaten by a Lion.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!