Man walks out of San Francisco art gallery with Salvador Dali painting worth $20K
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-walks-out-san-francisco-art-gallery-salvador-dali-painting-n1066391
...maybe he needed to patch up a leaky hole in the roof of his homeless shelter. That wouldn't be a crime would it?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!