Welcome to Seattle, capital of revolving-door crime
If you are a petty thief who wants to support a drug habit through stealing, or if you just feel inclined to grab things off a shelf and exit a store without paying, Seattle is your kind of town.
http://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/welcome-to-seattle-capital-of-revolving-door-crime/

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!