A giant penis statue — measuring an impressive 21 inches — has been unearthed by archaeologists in Sweden.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/archaeologists-stunned-after-unearthing-3000-20375086
...tee hee, I didn't know swedes had tiny johnsons.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!