What about zzshart? I know he lives in a cardboard box on the sidewalk, but ... even though he's moving around the country a lot looking for a section of concrete that's not too hard, not too soft, but just riiiiiight ... he's got to be saving a crap-ton of money by folding up his house and taking it with him whenever the locals get tired of him and kick him to the curb.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence