...guy calls a friends house where he had attended a party the night before. Tells the lady that he doesn't remember a lot of the party but wants to apologize if he did anything to offend anyone. Then he asks, "do you guys have a brass toilet?"
...he george, here's the guy who crapped in your tuba.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!