...usually somebody at the party will ask, "who's that guy drinking out of the punchbowl with a straw"
mz ribit says "that asshole is my husband".
Heck I can remember back when I would just stick my whole face down in the bowl and snorfle up a pint or so in one fell swoop.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!