...my sister in law always bitches because I don't wear my hearing aid. I told her I would not wear it for the same reason I don't wear my Bifocals. I don't want the hot chicks to think I am old. I did make her an offer though. I told her that if she were going to say anything worth hearing she could hold up her hand and I would put on my hearing aid for that temporary purpose.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!