Two old guys sitting around a table at the nursing home. One of them is telling the other one about his great new hearing aid.
"I can hear every sound. No matter how high or low. When someone is talking I can hear every vowel and every consonant. It's a miracle I tell ya"
"What kind is it?" asks the second guy!
First guy looks at his watch and says "4:00"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!