http://whdh.com/news/department-store-selling-asymmetrical-jeans-for-462/
Silly me ... I thought these were custom-made jeans to help people with lopsided butt cheeks to appear more normal. Take Tara Reid's butt for instance ...

Looks like Tara could use an "asymmetrical shirt," as well.
But, this is what they are really talking about ...

If these people truly want to look like a clueless goofball ... and they're doing a damn fine job of it, don'tcha know! ... do they really have to be stupid enough to spend $462 to accomplish their goal???