I’ll appoint Barack Obama to Supreme Court (OMG)
By Kyle Olson
Americans who think they’re done with Barack Obama may want to think again if Joe Biden wins in 2020. The former vice president — and Obama’s top deputy — told The Late Show host Stephen Colbert that he would nominate the former president to the Supreme Court if he wins the presidency next year.
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JOE, JOE - LISTEN TO ME!
I WAS JUST GOING TO VOTE FOR YOU, TOO, EXCEPT THE RUSSIANS TOLD ME NOT TO.
YES, THE RUSSIANS
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT, DID IT?
HEY, WHY DID YOUR EYE BLEED THE OTHER NIGHT?
I AM NOT KIDDING - WHY?
(he did have brain surgery, and no speculation about why his eye bled, isn't that amazing?)