OK, lemme see here what we gots:
DEangelo - HIS MOM COULD HAVE NAMED HIM Dean, but NOOOOOOooooooo;
He is very TANNED, therefore he didn't do nuthin'.
Ask ribit.
Why are you not surprised? Well, just a second here: what are we supposed to have crystal BALLS?
We don't know why you're not surprised.
nope, don't.