40-person brawl at Raging Waters started over beach towel
SACRAMENTO, Calif. —
Raging Waters was shut down early Sunday afternoon after a large fight that started over a beach towel nearly killed a man, officials said.
The 40-person brawl began around 3:30 p.m. by the Lazy River picnic area after a disagreement between two women over who took whose beach towel, said Everest Robillard, the Cal Expo police chief.
Alcohol was a factor leading to this fight, Robillard said.
http://www.kcra.com/article/raging-waters-closed-brawl-cal-expo-police/28810491
...alcohol? Ha! No Way!!!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!