Call one of them food delivery places and have em bring ya one.
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Honey, that is why I kept the smartass phone, so I could call Uber Eats. Now they have a ton of delivery services.
And yep, I will do that OFTEN, but I need to know how to work that stooooopid phone.
Forgot to tell you: last Sunday, after my visit to Arizona Charlie's, I decided to take a different route home. BIG MISTAKE. HUGE, in fact.
I hit one of those overpasses, had to pull over, the man behind me stopped to see if I needed help, and BEING IT WAS SUNDAY, I kept saying, "ohgod" "ohgod"
"ohgod"...........not kidding!
I need to carry an oxygen tank with me. I really cannot breathe. I thought he might want to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and with my luck, he would have just finished a PLATE OF GARLIC.
smooch!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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