Good thing you're not from Russia ...
WHY YES, AND FOR A MYRIAD OF REASONS!
I'D BE IN SIBERIA, BESIDES LOOKING VERY OLD, AS I CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
IT'S JUST LITTLE THINGS THAT I SAY, SUCH AS "PUTIN IS A PIG."
YOU CAN'T GET PUNISHED IF IT'S THE TRUTH.
OF COURSE, IT IS RUSSIA!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.