And here I thought that "sale" was what happens when a Texan tries to say "sell." I've educated myself since then and now realize that it's how GEORGIANS say the word.
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I KNOW I AM IMPRESSED.
VERY GOOD, DE.
IT'S PRETTY BAD, HOWEVER, TO SIT DOWN AT A BJ TABLE AND SAY, "I NEED A CAWFEE."
IMMEDIATELY, my two partners in crime asked where I lived in New Jersey.
I was sitting between two VETERANS.
You know how much I love them.
They both trained in NJ: one at Fort Dix and the other at McGuire Air Force base.
They wouldn't shut up.
I try to follow the flow of the cards and I can't think straight if I have constant tawking going on.
Then one of them is telling the dealer "IF YOU SPLIT THE CARDS AGAINST A 6, THAT IS THE RULE."
Dealer looks at him and says, "I've been dealing for 40 years."
That's ok - he said it again.
and again.
and again.
You get the picture, right?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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