Germany for First Time Sells 30-Year Bonds Offering Negative Yields
http://www.wsj.com/articles/germany-for-first-time-sells-30-year-bonds-offering-negative-yields-11566385847
...if it comes to that, I will cash out and put mine in a mattress.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!