The Cap'n is truly a magician. A little grinding, here and there, and some fiberglass work and voila ... the transformation is complete!

But, alas ... even miracle workers have their off days. One inopportune slip with the grinder, and ...

... and a hapless Greek became zzshart.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence