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38124 Re: Ya know that expression, "fire, fire, pants on fire?"
   I think that is: Liar, liar, pants on fire. 		DGpeddler   POPE 5   19 Aug 2019
 8:22 PM
38089 Re: Ya know that expression, fire, fire, pants on fire?
   ...cmon kathy tell us the troot. You wuz lighting a fart wuzn't ya! 		ribit   POPE 5   19 Aug 2019
 2:52 AM

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Ya know that expression, "fire, fire, pants on fire?"

By: kathy_s16 in POPE 5
Sun, 18 Aug 19 11:53 PM
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I've never told you this story.

For Christmas one year, the brothers got one of those (kinda, sorta) electric football games.

Plastic, of course.

It would have worked better if you just banged your hand against it, but NOOOOOOOOoooo, we have to pretend that one team is really winning against the other.

Stupid game.

Anyway, I was in their way. They kept telling me to move back so I would not get in their way.

Yep.

I moved back alright and right in to the electrical socket, before safety-conscious people came along.

My underpants caught on fire.

They were nylon, I guess, because I just know they weren't silk.

Did I tell you how quickly they go up in flames?

The answer is: FAST.

Sure makes your Dad come running!

Anyone want to check to see if I have scars?

smooch, smooch

(true story, but I have MORE, omg)

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.