Well, yer majesty ... prevailing scientific thought is that ol' Stacey can spread more than just about anyone. Now, whether she spreads like margarine, chunky peanut butter, or a lava flow ... well ... I don't wanna know ... I leave that disclosure up to yer royal discretion. However, if she is "man-spreading" ... and one happens to be unlucky enough to be sitting across from her ... this is gonna be what yer gonna see ...
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The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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