22-Year-Old Who Wanted Jaguar Pushes BMW, a Birthday Gift from His Parents, Into Canal: Report
http://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/22-old-wanted-jaguar-pushes-190505904.html
...that will cure them old nasty inconsiderate parents of yours from ignoring your rightful demands.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!