Ah, I see ... so yer majesty has issued a royal decree mandating that all women in yer royal presence must wear The Clap Off Bra, eh?

Jest be careful 'bout who eggzackly is in close proximity when ya go snappin' yer royal fingers, don'tcha know!


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence