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37074 Re: Conquered California
   ...Id rather sit on a cactus in TExas than live in the gov mansion in...
ribit   POPE 5   01 Aug 2019
10:46 PM
36994 BELDIN (seriously?) Conquered California
   Elmo Fuddpucker, Esq. ------------- You should have told him th...
kathy_s16   POPE 5   01 Aug 2019
12:30 AM

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Re: Conquered California

By: Beldin in POPE 5
Wed, 31 Jul 19 11:56 PM
Msg. 36991 of 62138
(This msg. is a reply to 36989 by Decomposed)
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Dear Mr. Cole:

I understand that you love Kalifornia more than "Dickweed," Montana (a little overly gratuitous, there, I think) and Texas ("suicide-inducingly dull" - you must have driven I-10 to I-20 and then across, which means you missed the vast majority of the very real diversity our state offers - your loss), and to each his own. I certainly do not begrudge your choice - for you, anyway. HOWEVER, I DO want to ask you a personal favor - if you are willing to confine yourself ... residence-wise, that is ... to the borders of The Land of Fruits & Nuts, okay ... BUT, you need to do the same for all the other f#%king, bat-sh!t crazy morons you share that state with. DO NOT allow them to move out of your communal hell-hole under ANY circumstances. Kalifornians are a pestilence of terminal idiocy. WE DON'T WANT 'EM! THEY'RE YOURS ... YOU KEEP 'EM!

Yours truly,

Elmo Fuddpucker, Esq. 




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