Florida man found dead with 100 dog bites after he took a shortcut home
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/07/florida-man-found-dead-100-dog-bites/1668082001/
...good thing he didn't have any shootin irons with him. Some of them mutts coulda been injured or even kilt.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!