Procrastination
There was a pile of papers on my day bed awaiting the shredder. It had been there six months. Or maybe a year or possibly a year and six month. I dunno but I am certain that it had not been there more than two years. Some of it was mine and some of it was mz ribits, so I thought she would take the hint if I let it lay there long enough and she would do her wifely duties and clean up after me. No such luck. I had to do it myself. It took about half an hour. No one should procrastinate for two years about a 30 minute project unless it's a circumcision or a root canal.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!