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Re: Colonoscopies  

By: ribit in POPE 5 | Recommend this post (2)
Sun, 30 Jun 19 9:36 AM | 33 view(s)
Boardmark this board | Pope 5 		Msg. 35250 of 62138
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...a guy goes into the doctor for a prostate exam. Doctor tells him to take his pants off and lean over the counter.

"What should I do with my pants doc?"

'Just put em over there on the chair besides mine.




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Colonoscopies
By: kathy_s16 in POPE 5
Sun, 30 Jun 19 1:36 AM 		Msg. 35232 of 62138

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all..

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

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