An older couple were lying in bed one
night.
The husband was falling asleep but the
wife was in a romantic mood and
wanted to talk. She said:
"You used to hold my hand when we
were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her
hand for a second and tried to get
back to sleep.
A few moments later she said:
"Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave
her a peck on the cheek and settled
down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said:
"Then you used to bite my Neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes
and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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